Balony
The judge has no Christ.
Song
1. The judge has no Christ,He has no way to get to heaven,He has a bad pair of slippers,He walks in hell with them.2. It wouldn't be a pity for the judge,If he were to hang in hell on a chain,He would eat iron, spit out copper,He would fart tiny nails.
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The judge went to steal plums 2
Song
The judge went to steal plums,He forgot to bring a sack.He took off his pants,He put both his legs in full.He took off his pants,He put both his legs in full.
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Oh, I'm sick.
Song
Oh, but I am sick,Maybe I will die,If I see a beautiful girl,Then I will be cured.
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Under oriental trees 2
Song
Under the eastern trees,Your skin is burnt,The reason for that is flies,When the flies come in.
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This is my leg, this is this.
Song
1. This leg of mine is this, this, this,It walks better than this one,My sweet leg, take good care,Because the other one is licking you.2. This house is too small for me,I'll kick its sides out.If I kick it out, I'll kick it in,Whatever, I'll have it done.
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Bagpipe imitation
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I caught a mosquito 1
Song
1. I caught a mosquito, bigger than a horse,I fried its fat, it was more than a hundred akos.2. Ferkó Balog went there, rubbed it well,Juci Fodor followed, and stuffed it well.
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I caught a mosquito 2
Song
1. I caught a mosquito, bigger than a horse,I fried its fat, it was more than a hundred akos.Gizi Karácsony's belly, he greased it with it,Gyula Szabó went there and hugged it well.2. Get out of here, Gyula Szabó, you're not mine,Because, mine is not such a little girl like you.I...
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Lamentation parody
Text collection
",He mourned his master. His master was a farmer, then a driller-carver…,–, My dear good master! But he was a good man! My God, my God, but he was a good driller-carver! I held you, you drilled. But he was a good world, amen!The other one was still, amen…,–, My God, my God, but h...
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Joke funeral
Song
My God, my God, give me brandy, have mercy on my throat,I am the one who does not like wine,I cannot look at brandy from afar.If I die, let my coffin be made from the butt of a sixteen-gallon barrel,Let it be painted with a flaky pastry,Let twelve sausages hang by my head instead...
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