Whoever wants to be a bagpiper,

Whoever wants to be a bagpiper, ; He deserves hell. ; There too, he is told by the bagpiper, ; That he wants to be a bagpiper. ; ; Uncle Bagpiper stole a dog, ; He had a bagpipe made for him. ; He held his tail in his mouth, ; The bagpiper blew a slice. ; ; Carrots, parsley, ; My wife left me. ; If I left her, I would catch up, ; I would catch up, I would hug her.