Oh my sweet wife, you are a beautiful woman, you are
Song
Oh, my sweet wife, but you are a beautiful woman, or, or, ; You would fit into a rolling pin, except that you are crooked, or, or. ; The river seeks a valley, not a dry hill, ; Who the hell has seen such thick thighs on a thin woman. ; ; (to the second half of the melody) ; ; Cimbet-thigh, cimbet-thigh, such thick thighs, ; Who the hell has seen such thick thighs on a thin woman.