My bagpipes, my bagpipes
Song
1. My bagpiper, my bagpiper, ; My sweet musician. ; Blow your bagpipe, ; Fuck your dog. ; ; 2. My dog is blind, ; He can't see with two eyes. ; From the track of his ass, ; Drink the brandy. ; ; 3. We cut, we cut reeds, ; Nine sheaves of reeds. ; With whom will we roast, ; Your old mother.