Who wants to be a bagpiper?

1. Whoever wants to be a bagpiper,
Should go to hell.
Even there, he only trumpets,
The world's secret is inside.

2. Whoever wants to be a bagpiper,
Should go to hell.
Even there, he only blows, blows,
That he is the bagpiper of hell.

3. On a small scale, on a large scale,
Kúdus lived in the attic.
If the attic were to fall down,
Kúdus's bottom would be hanging above.

4. My envious people are so many,
They bark like dogs.
I'll give them five or six days,
Let them bark themselves out.

5. To your old grandmother's chamber,
A sausage in her skirt.
She left the other one there,
So that her belly wouldn't swell.